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Review of The Dear Ate Your Salad

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.

He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Makes me a … scientist. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.

I like seafood. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. He taught me a code. To survive. You look…perfect. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I have a dark side, too. You look…perfect.

  1. You look…perfect.
  2. Hello, Dexter Morgan.

Keep your mind limber. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Keep your mind limber. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.

Really? Did nothing cancel? First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Across from where? That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’

There is no end to education. It is not that you read a book, pass an examination, and finish with education. The whole of life, from the moment you are born to the moment you die, is a process of learning.

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Michael! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature.

Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Steve Holt! That’s why you always leave a note!

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’m a monster. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Review of The Dear Ate Your Salad

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